Sunday, December 5, 2010

Love funny, humor, love, love simple to the extreme

 Assay can fire, a woman can test gold, men can use women tested.
Man be rich, and no one affinity.
When a man meets a woman, since only the Day, not Independence Day.
optimistic about the future to see some of people want to see more pessimistic.
between family members, talking about money and hurt feelings; lovers, talking about hurt feelings on the money.
We have a small difference : She wanted me to put dirt into gold,UGG boots, I want her as the gold as dirt!
year is college life from poverty, and now it is soon to be poor on the university.
the past: first-class students to go abroad, second-rate students Kaoyan , third-rate student employment.
now: first-class student employment, second-rate students to go abroad, third-rate students Kaoyan
customer is not king, the customer is fooled.
run into a group of hooligans on the Internet is not terrible, terrible collision on a bunch of rogue software.
child to toys as a friend, adult toy to your friend.
real name used, said the reality lies the network using a pseudonym to tell the truth.
joke but it can not hurt the enemy Friends of injury.
money, wife and secretary; money, secretary and his wife.
rich people afraid of other people to know he is rich, the poor to fear that other people know that he had no money. < br> I'm alive, because we will die long, long time.
do not believe in love at first sight, because you can not see at a glance how much money the other side.
we seem to have entered a proof of love can only come up with the times the money. < br> saying the words out before you are the owner, said that out later if you became a slave.
life is painful, more painful than expected; life is happy, than to the still happy. < br> a diploma, two languages (fluent in English), three hall, Four Seasons brand name, handsome, sixty-six (yo) generous monthly salary of seven thousand, smooth and slick, nine (wine) not smoke or dip,UGG bailey button, very honest. mm Quotations
Shanghai girl mate than vocational high salaries paid as longevity, longevity than pleased.
steal a person's idea is plagiarism, to steal the idea is to study a lot of people.
angry is that taking someone else's mistakes punished themselves.
explanation is unnecessary mm sometimes the enemy does not believe your explanation, friends, without your explanation.
good thing people always want to do some spirits know that children always think that doing something bad spirits do not know, we are too Let ghost embarrassed.
blog ring is to spit the saliva contains components similar people gathered in a circle in the spit.
this society is not kind to me.
advertising is to tell people he's money You can also spend so.
their own cars are always open, always his own tire burst.
customer service is polite to refuse you service.
attitude towards intellectuals, marked a civilized nations; attitude towards the workers and peasants, it is inquired of the national conscience.
no big deal. mm a Breast products are sold
What a strange thing to embrace, obviously depends on so close, but can not see each other's face.
Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
brothers and I first threw bricks, hit back though with jade .
A life is simply to let others laugh, and occasionally smiled others.
love to drink the poisoned wine turned out to be smiling!
not I do not care, but I mean it.
women like to have sense of security men; men are often attracted to women who are insecure.
ex-girlfriend as if natural, adopted after his girlfriend is like.
other people's way, no way out for others !
knew the time had gone, life is often live in regrets.
prices higher and higher, so fewer and fewer good men hh
early bird catches the worm, the early insects eaten by birds!
friends around me, ah, you quickly known for it, so I can sell the memoirs of the ~ ~ ~
God created man to make him lonely, woman is created In order to make him more lonely.
woman did not eat good in this world and perhaps a few, do not be jealous of the woman not even a no.
pregnant just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it. < br> Listen to Jun's words, provincial and ten books I have!
they do not dirty, we are mainstream!
enemies or friends, the more secure the less.
forest so much ~ I could not find Hanged a tree!
fool this matter, if the dry well,Discount UGG boots, called Foolish. stiff matter, if the dry well, called deep.
There are many ways to destroy friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money .
world half of the book is written fool fool some people see
destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be so.
life is not like cooking, put all materials are ready before the pot!
animal compassion even for the slightest, but I do not, so I'm not an animal.
sleep is an art mm who can not stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps! < br> to drive much, but there are new
iron rice bowl is not the true meaning of life in a place to eat rice, but a life where all food to eat.
service days against people. If the day, I feel subject, if people trample, I protest.
beauty can only deceive a man enough, smart can be used to deceive the world.
the limited ass concentrating on the bottom of a person photographed.
like I am such a cattle, looking for someone to admire them,bailey UGG boots, when I went to look in the mirror.
to the smart people without skills can be applied, the stupid want to be the most useful out of nothing,!

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